Late Show with David Letterman: Dave theorizes on the show's four Emmy nominations (announced earlier that day) - either no one's watching or the voters don't care anymore; for the second night in a row, Alan is beaten up by a guy twice his size; a comedy bit from Show #499 about Steve Martin's preparations for appearing as a guest is repeated.

Starring:

Alan Kalter, David Letterman, Paul Shaffer

Genre:

Comedy, Music, Talk-Show